I slouched on the bus one morning about a week ago after a night of no sleep, and thought to…
Product review: Ballantine’s Whisky
Ek lieg, I didn’t get this to review. But it is my product-of-the-month, which is a new thing I’m trying…
Defending the Failure to Cope
Recently I’ve been receiving a lot of encouraging and supportive messages from the people I meet and people I know.…
Google Image Search Makes a Mockery of My Dreams
I’m, like, proper grown up now. For my last birthday I received from my partner a toolbox and a barbell.…
Precious words and important advice
Months have passed since my last post. Much has happened, of course, most notably my sheer and utter neglect of…
OVERHEARD… in Woodstock
“Do you want a free coffee?” (Eagerly) “Yes!” “Sure, those guys are giving them out to promote their shop” Man…
OVERHEARD… on Adderley Street this morning
“Plums! Lekker plums! Lekker plums for your bums!”
This is tumbleweed blowing across the food tab.
I had big plans regarding this food tab. Sure, it was a poorly-veiled excuse to eat out more under the…
Putting a tentative toe back in the exercise pond
The pond’s not really metaphorical. This morning the university gym was literally flooded with an unspecified liquid, so all my…
On being a loud-mouthed introvert
Whenever I tell people that I used to be a wallflower at school, they laugh loudly in my face and…
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